Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Pokemon and Poetry in High Park at High Noon

Pokemon and Poetry in High Park at High Noon
August 13th, 12 PM
High Park / 285 Colborne Lodge Dr, Toronto, Ontario

RSVP at
 
Bring your poetry to read and your smartphone.
Stop moaning about all the Pokeballs you've thrown.
Read your poetry whilst chilling in the shade.
Enjoy the free trade of ideas, like how poets are unpaid.
Drink something cold whilst catching yourself a Jigglypuff.
Wonder aloud if you truly have enough of the good stuff.
Laugh at the idiocy of Donald Trump quotes set to rhyme.
Send that cokehead to bed, this here is peacetime.
We will have poets and Pokemon players singing the blues.
In a world gone mad and Americans are asked to choose.
Between a Crooked Jynx and a Lyin' Psycho Hypno.
Bragging about his dough when he is likely high on blow.
So come out to High Park to enjoy rhythm and alliteration.
Catch some Pokemon while America goes down in damnation.
 
 
 
 

"They Love Me", featuring Donald Trump quotes

By Roy Wood Jr.

(Made using actual Donald Trump quotes.)

[Verse 1]
Can you believe Ted Cruz who been killing our country?
Lyin' Ted Cruz used a picture of Melania
Careful Lyin' Ted, I'll spill the beans on your woman
I be watching Modern Family, written by a moron
I never liked Bette Midler's persona (Told ya!)
I have black guys counting my money
The one who can beat Hillary, I'm not a Mitt Romney
Remember I'm the only candidate who's self-funding (Told ya!)
Make America great again
Fingers long and beautiful
Look at these hands
I win, I win, I always win
Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent
Mexico is not our friend
Build the wall
I love the Mexicans
Nobody has more respect for women
Heidi Klum sadly, no longer a 10 (Truth!)

[Hook]
Check me out, Democrats they love me
Check me out, these Muslims love me (They do!)
Stop hatin', these Women love me
These gays love me
Everybody love me (Told Ya!)
Check me out, Megyn Kelly she love me
Check me out, illegals they love me (You bet!)
What it do, these veterans love me
Protestors love me
Everybody love Me
[Interlude]
360, what’s good?
Man, if Megyn Kelly stopped talking about me on her show, her ratings would drop like a rock!
I gotta go man, the beat about to drop

[Verse 2]
I have a great relationship with the blacks (The blacks!)
Politicians all talk and no action
I was down there at 7/11 (I was there)
Spent almost nothing on my run for president
All the women flirted with me on The Apprentice
If Ivanka weren't my daughter, then perhaps I'd be dating her
We have to have a wall
Don, who’s doing the raping?
We have to have a wall
Don, who’s doing the raping?

[Hook]
Check me out, Democrats they love me
Check me out, these Muslims love me (Oh yeah!)
Stop hatin', these Women love me
These gays love me
Everybody love me (Told Ya!)
Check me out, Megyn Kelly she love me (Love me!)
Check me out, illegals they love me (Love me!)
What it do, these veterans love me
Protestors love me
Everybody love Me (Told Ya!)

[Outro]
I'm so good looking
I'm really rich
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich
Don't respect women...they know it's the opposite!
Arianna Huffington is unattractive
Happy Easter to all
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke

(Trump's actual net-worth is only $150 million. Tops.
Trump "misunderestimates" his actual wealth.)

Monday, May 30, 2016

Fridge Poetry by Charles Moffat

By Charles Moffat

Way too easy to make fridge magnet poetry. But they are surprisingly funny at times.



Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Poetry in a Pub, January 28th at the Artful Dodger

Hello Toronto Poets!

This Thursday's "Poetry in a Pub" meeting will be in the upstairs section of the Artful Dodger.

People wishing to RSVP should do so immediately. If you are not sure you can attend, please do not RSVP so we can avoid "false RSVPs" from confusing how many people we are expecting.

To RSVP go to http://www.meetup.com/torontopoetryclub/events/225677942/

At present 25 people have RSVPed. Hope to see you all there!

Bring your poetry and your appetite for good food and good poetry!